Let’s get you all caught up on the O’Brien/Faux’Brien antics these days with some random tidbits, shall we??
*Pat is away in Vegas for his bachelor party this weekend. I put on facebook that he’s using the same suitcase I used for my bachelorette party; therefor it was filled with pink glitter and feathers. Once he whipped the vacuum out to get it out, I knew I did something completely right on my weekend away. Now, the only worry is, if he comes home with glitter and a piece of a boa on him, he can blame it on my suitcase! Clever thinking Pat…very clever!
*I haven’t had time to go to the gym in months between working, weddings, client meetings and planning our wedding. So, I’ve been in my basement 6 nights a week sweating like a wild banshee and grunting and screaming in pain to the workout program Insanity. Oh my word, I feel like I’ve never worked out in my life compared to this DVD! I’ve done 7 weeks so far and I’ll finally be done in 2 weeks. Girls, if you want to look smooookin’ in your wedding dress, do this work out. I have abs (under a layer of fat of course), tiny guns that are supposed to be biceps and my butt has lifted up like I got the Kim Kardashian $999 special. If that’s not worth the $140 price tag, I’m not sure anything ever would be!
*If you want to take frustration out on anything in life, have an antique look at your wedding. This way you can sit with your mom and maid of honor and beat the crud out of things with hammers to get “the look”. I feel like a whole new woman from that experience.
*Pat turns 30 on Monday. I just keep looking at him with disgust in my eyes and say to him, “I’m marrying a 30 year old?!?!”. If that’s not the best way to go into a marriage then I don’t even know what is. Don’t worry; I made it up to him by feeding him chocolate peanut butter cake and a day at an aquarium with surprise guests. See, I will be a good wifey! Even if I don’t know how to bake that cake myself…I sure know where the good bakeries are.
Photos: Me how I feel after a workout, Pat about to enjoy his not so homemade but bought with love cake, a random whale saying wazzup and me watching my mother do my wedding crafts while I just snap pictures and do nothing.