Last night we met with one of our couples to go over their wedding timeline for their wedding in April (hi guys!) so we ate later than normal. After they left, I asked Pat if he wanted to pick something up for dinner and he surprisingly happily obliged…until he started stalling. Suddenly, he needed to check work emails, go to the bathroom, crochet a sweater and write a novel. A half hour later, this girl was getting hungry! Have you ever met a hungry girl on a diet? Yeah, don’t mess with a bride who’s trying to get both beach body and wedding dress ready in one swoop. So I did what I do best. Got dramaful!
I fake fainted.
I flung myself onto the bed and acted like I was dead. Tongue hanging out of the side of my mouth and all.
I screamed at every excuse Pat made up because my stomach was legitimately eating itself.
And then my cousin Dave called me. He said he needed to drop off a check to me and I immediately told him I was going to the store to get food. “But I need some face time with you”, he says. Ummm, I just saw him last night but ok, I can’t blame the guy for wanting a glimpse of this facial on a regular basis. I insisted I was leaving and to drop it off in my mailbox. I got off the phone and screamed at Pat who suddenly needed to check more emails.
Is this muchacho serious??!!
I huffed and puffed and said I’ll be waiting outside and he better get out there with the quickness!
Once I got outside, my cousin’s car pulled up and I heard legitimate party horns going off. I then noticed my friend Heather’s car was there as well. Suddenly, confetti was being tossed, a tiara was on my head and I had balloons, a baby, a sign and a blown up cruise in my hands! Did I just win Miss We’re Dropping a Baby at Your Doorstep America? Was this the Publisher’s Clearing House? I don’t see any creepy white haired men around for that to be definite. Nope, it was them telling me that our June cruise for my bachelorette has been all paid for and not to worry about a thing. Do I have amazing friends or what? I’d say I might be the luckiest person ever to have people like that in my life.
I also apparently got them all frazzled because Pat was texting them from the bathroom that he couldn’t stall another minute. I believe he was scared for his life and locked himself in there. I can only say this: sorry to all involved that I was on a serious mission for some food and didn’t realize any of this was going down.
Thank you Kelly, Dave, Heather and Jess! Oh, and baby Logan too…for being there for moral support. I love you all! Also, thanks for going out to dinner with us afterward, you really know the way to my heart!